vacation

Although, to be fair, he has the least obvious tan lines of the entire bunch. It's a shame about the 3-inch-think layer of sunscreen he'll have to use, though.

~OLJ

What happens in Cabo stays in Cabo

tl;dr GTFO

My boss went on vacation, and a coworker and I dutifully took what we learned from M Thru F and applied it.

The Chinese company Tiens Group sent more than half of its employees on an all expenses paid trip to France to celebrate its 20th anniversary.  The 6,400 person group visited the Lourve museum together and stayed in Paris as part of a four-day trip package. They are expected to spend up too 13 million euros ($15 million US) during the visit. 

From the submitter:

"Several people at my shop booked cruises for January and Febuary (it's cold here during that time). Management denied all vacation requests during those months due to "customer demand limits vacation availability." Some of these folks had up to four weeks coming to them. When threatened with legal action, my employers relented."

Carrying it out of the ancient tomb was pretty difficult.

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