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Bring me all the daiquiris in the land! 

My co-worker went on vacation for a week, and a few of us in the office decided to welcome her back in style. Gifts or GTFO.

What happens in Cabo stays in Cabo

Make duct tape your best friend, with There I Fixed It!

My boss went on vacation, and a coworker and I dutifully took what we learned from M Thru F and applied it.

To a conservative audience (U.S. edition): Makes sense that those lazy good-for-nothing libs who want the government to do everything for them would take more time off instead of earning more through their own hard work!

To a liberal audience: Figures that that uptight band of sticks-in-the-mud cons would spend so much time working to earn and hoard their precious blu-ray players and their 51" plasma screen tvs!

~OLJ

I say we man an attack on Krispy Kreme if it isn't!