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A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

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Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems for Strength Against Boredom

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Funny moments, clever moments, moments of genius, smart memes, silly memes | Thano Chemistry substitute slowly writing endgame spoilers on board every time talked. half a donut placed on top of a Starbucks cup with the straw going through the hole in the middle

33 Impressive Moments Of Minor Genius

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Tumblr Goes into Gory Details of Why You Shouldn't Change a Customer's Order

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"Seven Minutes. Seven Minutes is All I Can Spare to Shop With You..."

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Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

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38 Random Memes To Start Your Day Off With A Bang

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Mystery of the Day: Tumblr Dress Sparks Massive Online Debate

Stories from guests at Chick Fil A and crazy requests

Tumblr User Lists Their Notable Guests And Wild Incidents At Chick-Fil-A

Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

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Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

Funny Tumblr posts and shitposts that came out funny | darkvioletcloud im going through my skyrim screenshot folder 40 Do want poison delicious quinoa, susan? 459 30 148 Yes No 36 179 90 18 han-j1 Who names their character Susan darkvioletcloud poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which gave nickname so wouldn't accidentally sell name weapon is "delicious quinoa, Susan" | Person - Sponsored 's Hard Meet Our Significant Other Early On LifeHotStories Learn more Imaonade really really try hard avoid po

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26 Rando Memes To Help You Tough Out Those Monday Blues

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A quick Tumblr post on kids' various learning struggles | fozmeadows Watching my toddler figure out language is fascinating. Yesterday were stumped he kept insisting there Lego winner" behind his bookshelf turned out be little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing word trophy he'd extrapolated word thing can win And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said Mummy s not rubbish s allowed be bottle meaning, effectively want this. Don't throw away But an adult ear, there's something

Quick Tumblr Post On Kids' Language Struggles

thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

Pro Tips For Spooky Season

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