Monday Thru Friday


Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

I Guess I'll Wash My Hands In the Urinal

attention bathroom door pee sink toilet urine - 4589497856
Created by danns

I Was Getting A Real Hoot Out Of It!

bathroom flush paper sign toilet - 4587064832
Created by DeeVee

Violators Will Be Canned

beer refrigerator toilet - 4816096768
Created by Unknown

Sittin' on the Toilet!

Walgreens toilet monday thru friday g rated - 7568881408
Via Reddit

You Want Me to Put the Toilet WHERE?

monday thru friday toilet work - 8134244352
Via Sariel007

A Good Way To Reduce Time Spent On The Toilet

crocodile teeth toilet - 5902813184
Created by ricky_cheezburger

Excuse Me, I Have to "Make a Call..."

bathroom monday thru friday phone toilet work - 8074178560
Created by Unknown


bathroom drawing poop toilet - 3971086080
Created by Unknown

Drapes to Hide Your Carpet

bathroom door restroom stall toilet - 5148443648
Created by Unknown

Every Business Needs a Mascot

monday thru friday mascot toilet pipe g rated - 8310346752
Via perspersus

That is Unauthorized Use of the Label Maker

monday thru friday label bathroom toilet g rated - 8419372032
Via Izismile

I See an Unpaid Internship in Your Future

jim benton butts toilet - 7459103744
Via Jim Benton


animals awesome co-workers not bathroom busted cubicle rage depressing desperate dickhead co-workers dickheads emergency gnar gross hygeine lazy mess nasty paper signs pee piss pissing pissing everywhere prank pwned rage Sad sass savages screw you signage smelly stinky toilet wiseass - 3826685440
Created by Unknown

Just Lookin' Out

bathroom butt cigarette funny sign toilet urinal - 4604035840
Created by Unknown

The Proper Way To Dispose Of Junk Mail

flush junk mail mailbox toilet - 5939344384
Created by Unknown

"Herk" is the Noise That He's Making

plumber monday thru friday toilet van plumbing - 8235404288
Via Izismile