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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

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We've Got The Professionals On The Case

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By Unknown
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Every Business Needs a Mascot

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Via perspersus
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This Is What Happens When You Hang The Toilet Paper Like That

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By Unknown
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Just kidding. This is a follow up to what happened to that toilet with the snake in it.

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Safety Warning by Bear Grylls

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By pixiegurly
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Thanks, buddy! I was on the fence about it until you tipped me off! Thanks for testing the waters, literally!

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The Proper Way To Dispose Of Junk Mail

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By Unknown
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Is the toilet hooked up to anything?

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Untitled

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So I Can't Use The Force Anymore?

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Untitled

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Helpful Advice

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I don't know, the toilet roll kinda hurts too. The cardboard tube is way too scratchy.

~Office Lackey Jack

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Piss Poor Aim

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Is That Why It Keeps Backing Itself Up?

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By andy.fail
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Open The Lid And Reveal A Surprise!

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Who needs a toilet paper when you have snake.

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You Don't Like Presents?

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By dodgeparts
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Astronaut Aggression

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By Data_Monkey
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Somehow, I Don't Think That's A Good Idea

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By Unknown (Via fishki.net)
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Is he blowing in or out?

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Where Do You Get Your Deals From? The Toilet Store?

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We wiped out our old prices and flushed them away!

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