tech support

"Yeah, I've been on the phone with this fing piece of s ass loser Mc**face for over an hour now!"

Thanks, HP. Good to know you're there for your customers.

It's good to know all is working! Thanks for wasting part of my life!

I'll bet he let it slide and pretended his name was "Speaking." That's what I would've done. #awkward

~OLJ

Finally, a useful suggestion from a user.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY LIKES THEIR BILLY MAYS KEY TOO MUCH.

Ahem Sorry about that, you just have to yell sometimes, right?

-Water Cooler Chris