tech support

As always, you know where to go when you just can't unfriend them.

"... the recording said that 'this call may be monitored for quality or training purposes.' The guy FLIPPED out during the call, that s**t's totally going on Youtube!"

I need a big nerd like you to help me out with a few things!

Finally, a useful suggestion from a user.

I prefer herptiles to amphibians, myself.

It's good to know all is working! Thanks for wasting part of my life!

You'll want to hear when the guy whose interviewing you for your new job calls...

Error messages are starting to get too disturbing for those with delicate sensibilities. From now on, error messages should come in the form of cat pictures.

"No sir, go to the start menu. It's the little Windows icon in the bottom of the screen... no, sir, it keeps disappearing because you're double-clicking."

Or an upfence battle for that matter.