tech support

Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.

~OLJ

Finally, a useful suggestion from a user.

It's good to know all is working! Thanks for wasting part of my life!

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"Yeah, I've been on the phone with this fing piece of s ass loser Mc**face for over an hour now!"

To be fair, I'm sure tech support serves many, many unwelcome customers.

~OLJ

"... the recording said that 'this call may be monitored for quality or training purposes.' The guy FLIPPED out during the call, that s**t's totally going on Youtube!"

Before I could request that the website stop asking me to chat... I was disconected.

Al thes dumases tryna snd me msgs or w/e. LERN2EMAIL!!!

"If I have to listen to smooth jazz while on hold for 45 minutes, I'm at least going to do something fun on my laptop while I wait!"

"So, like, the "AC" adapter cools the computer off, right?"

"Wow, Mom. Really?"