Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.
Finally, a useful suggestion from a user.
It's good to know all is working! Thanks for wasting part of my life!
"Yeah, I've been on the phone with this fing piece of s ass loser Mc**face for over an hour now!"
To be fair, I'm sure tech support serves many, many unwelcome customers.
"... the recording said that 'this call may be monitored for quality or training purposes.' The guy FLIPPED out during the call, that s**t's totally going on Youtube!"
Before I could request that the website stop asking me to chat... I was disconected.
Al thes dumases tryna snd me msgs or w/e. LERN2EMAIL!!!
"If I have to listen to smooth jazz while on hold for 45 minutes, I'm at least going to do something fun on my laptop while I wait!"
"So, like, the "AC" adapter cools the computer off, right?"
"Wow, Mom. Really?"