tech support

Thanks, HP. Good to know you're there for your customers.

Finally, a useful suggestion from a user.

Before I could request that the website stop asking me to chat... I was disconected.

Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.

~OLJ

He should tell the guy to delete System32 to make his computer go faster.

You'll want to hear when the guy whose interviewing you for your new job calls...

I prefer herptiles to amphibians, myself.

Error messages are starting to get too disturbing for those with delicate sensibilities. From now on, error messages should come in the form of cat pictures.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY LIKES THEIR BILLY MAYS KEY TOO MUCH.

Ahem Sorry about that, you just have to yell sometimes, right?

-Water Cooler Chris

I need a big nerd like you to help me out with a few things!