tech support

Or an upfence battle for that matter.

It's safe to say that most IT guys are power Googlers.

He should tell the guy to delete System32 to make his computer go faster.

"So, like, the "AC" adapter cools the computer off, right?"

"Wow, Mom. Really?"

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY LIKES THEIR BILLY MAYS KEY TOO MUCH.

Ahem Sorry about that, you just have to yell sometimes, right?

-Water Cooler Chris

I prefer herptiles to amphibians, myself.

Thanks, HP. Good to know you're there for your customers.

"If I have to listen to smooth jazz while on hold for 45 minutes, I'm at least going to do something fun on my laptop while I wait!"

"No sir, go to the start menu. It's the little Windows icon in the bottom of the screen... no, sir, it keeps disappearing because you're double-clicking."