star wars

"Mr. Vader can be so thoughtless. It was my birthday yesterday and he didn't even notice!"

Should have used Linux.

Come to the dark side... we have coffee

Adam Driver hosted Saturday Night Live this week and went Undercover as Kylo Ren pretending to be a radar technician at Starkiller Base. Turns out the young king of emo has pretty great comedic timing.

While scrolling through the internet, I happened upon this scroll. Actually, I wouldn't call it a scroll. More like a scripture.

Happy May the 4th be with you, everybody!

I thought only jedis could use the fax.

So, Tarkin, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those Tie Fighters head over to the Rebel base this afternoon?

The Star Wars prequels may not have been any good, but we'd watch the crap out of this pirated Chinese version.

Stay on target! Stay on target!