star wars

"Stoke me a Clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!"

If you can name what that's from, you're awesome.

So, Tarkin, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those Tie Fighters head over to the Rebel base this afternoon?

Because May Day sure as hell wasn't.

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Interesting concept, but on some level it seems like a last-ditch attempt to make the worst aspects of management seem cool and hip. Sort of like telling a high school English class that Shakespeare was basically like a rapper.

Adam Driver hosted Saturday Night Live this week and went Undercover as Kylo Ren pretending to be a radar technician at Starkiller Base. Turns out the young king of emo has pretty great comedic timing.

Even if you miss, you'll... well, never mind. If you're a stormtrooper, you'll just miss, period.

Something tells me George Lucas doesn't mind the millions of dollars he makes every time Darth Vader is in a commercial. If the re-releasing of the Star Wars prequels is any evidence, the guy has long since given up on valuing artistic integrity over piles and piles of cash.

Live long, and may the force be with you!

I hear it'll be a real blockbuster...