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Your sad devotion to parking in a red zone has not helped you conjure up a good excuse, Lord Vader! Or given you clairvoyance enough to talk your way out of-

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Then call the law offices of Lando Calrissian! He'll get you republic credits NOW for your structured settlement!

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He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.

~Office Lackey Jack

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23 Memes to Help You Over the Humpday Hump

We're in this together. Whether we like it or not, all of us are trying to make it by, do enough to make it through one more day without a pink slip, all the while dreaming of a life where 9-5 is just when the poolside cabana bar is open. But back to reality, the work week is a tedious and evil thing. Seemingly never-ending, draining us of any semblance of positivity and energy, its no wonder millenials try to avoid having an actual job like the plague. Why work when you can keyboard? But for those of us who have grown out of living in our parents' basements, here's a list of perfect work memes that are all about the struggles people go through as they go through crests and troughs of the waves of the work week. 

An assortment of memes about school, work, pizza, dogs, snapchat, kids, wieners, dick pics, hair, job hunting.
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While scrolling through the internet, I happened upon this scroll. Actually, I wouldn't call it a scroll. More like a scripture.

Happy May the 4th be with you, everybody!