star wars

I hear it'll be a real blockbuster...

...as explained by Star Wars.

Stay on target! Stay on target!

He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.

~Office Lackey Jack

So, Tarkin, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those Tie Fighters head over to the Rebel base this afternoon?

Then call the law offices of Lando Calrissian! He'll get you republic credits NOW for your structured settlement!

Adam Driver hosted Saturday Night Live this week and went Undercover as Kylo Ren pretending to be a radar technician at Starkiller Base. Turns out the young king of emo has pretty great comedic timing.