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• Full of st and st? ULTRACHECK!

"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."

"And so was your little guy, apparently!"

I'm just gonna go 'head and assume I get the job, so just let me know when I start, thanks!