resume

• Full of st and st? ULTRACHECK!

"And so was your little guy, apparently!"

He gives a version of this to the people he dates, too.

If that doesn't get you employed, what will?

From the submitter:

"This "resume" was handed to me while I was working security. The spelling is awesome, but the lack of detail is even better. It was done on a typewriter, and the paper was torn by folding and wetting and tearing."

He posted his old résumé to Facebook today.

Is his resume printed on a napkin?

As for the bajillion other potential excuses they could use, well... good luck with those!