resume

Is his resume printed on a napkin?

I'm just gonna go 'head and assume I get the job, so just let me know when I start, thanks!

"And so was your little guy, apparently!"

"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"

Qualifications

I constantly hunger for a challenge. I have a very cann-do attitude. I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.