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He posted his old résumé to Facebook today.

I'm just gonna go 'head and assume I get the job, so just let me know when I start, thanks!

"And so was your little guy, apparently!"

As for the bajillion other potential excuses they could use, well... good luck with those!

"You're hired!!! When can you start?" "Sir, did you even read the rest of-" "I'll ask the questions here!"

"Optimized client assets for strategic marketing purposes."

• Full of st and st? ULTRACHECK!