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"It was all like, 'Installing Updates: 1 of 396 installed, please do not power off your computer,' and then I was like 'HELL NO!'"

That's it, I'm puttin' the cuffs on!

Shaquille O'Neal, who has previously been a Miami Beach reserve officer and a part-time Golden Beach officer, has applied to be a reserve officer in Doral, Florida.

(h/t NBC Washington)

I want to collect my 200 dollars.

It looks like "suspicious" rap battlers are on the loose in Charlton, Massachusetts. The local police department posted this bulletin, warning residents of mysterious strangers that might shout "Rap lingo" at them. Obviously, a lot of Facebook commenters did not take this notice very seriously:



Not everyone disagreed with the police's stance on this, and they initially responded to criticism with a little more information to justify the a post about the incident. 



They also updated later to add some context to the post. 



Rap music is safe... for now, just keep your rap battles out of Charlton. 

The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."

~Office Lackey Jack

Shameful! Abhorrent! Delicious!

Since when does a jaywalking citation involve a strip search?!