police

I want to collect my 200 dollars.

Shaquille O'Neal, who has previously been a Miami Beach reserve officer and a part-time Golden Beach officer, has applied to be a reserve officer in Doral, Florida.

(h/t NBC Washington)

The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."

~Office Lackey Jack

A very delicious conspiracy...

Game, set, and match, douchenozzle. Enjoy having your license revoked!

Cameron Lilly asks: "Can the police also give out tickets for being a pretty awful person?"

I wish, Cameron. I wish.

That's it, I'm puttin' the cuffs on!

"Can you shoot webs? I don't think so!"

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