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I didn't know I ordered extra BACON, ooh whassup?

Shoppers probably bought a lot more groceries though.

Shaquille O'Neal, who has previously been a Miami Beach reserve officer and a part-time Golden Beach officer, has applied to be a reserve officer in Doral, Florida.

(h/t NBC Washington)

0% off of tickets of 20 MPH over the speed limit or higher! 0% APR financing with 0% cash back!

The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."

~Office Lackey Jack

I fully expect her to jump up and pull some ninja move.