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Shaquille O'Neal, who has previously been a Miami Beach reserve officer and a part-time Golden Beach officer, has applied to be a reserve officer in Doral, Florida.

(h/t NBC Washington)

I fully expect her to jump up and pull some ninja move.

Game, set, and match, douchenozzle. Enjoy having your license revoked!

Cameron Lilly asks: "Can the police also give out tickets for being a pretty awful person?"

I wish, Cameron. I wish.

That's it, I'm puttin' the cuffs on!

I want to collect my 200 dollars.

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