Game, set, and match, douchenozzle. Enjoy having your license revoked!
Cameron Lilly asks: "Can the police also give out tickets for being a pretty awful person?"
I wish, Cameron. I wish.
Since when does a jaywalking citation involve a strip search?!
"Can you shoot webs? I don't think so!"
Shaquille O'Neal, who has previously been a Miami Beach reserve officer and a part-time Golden Beach officer, has applied to be a reserve officer in Doral, Florida.
(h/t NBC Washington)
That's it, I'm puttin' the cuffs on!