phone

6:40 - "You're never getting up, are you?" 7:00 - Automatically send sick note e-mail to boss.

Put it on speakerphone if possible.

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He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.

~Office Lackey Jack

"Ckip Rok." That's my name, don't wear it out!

...I said hold me up while I make my calls.

Cardboard prank or no cardboard prank, you still have to keep working.