phone

6:40 - "You're never getting up, are you?" 7:00 - Automatically send sick note e-mail to boss.

...if you know what I mean.

"Ckip Rok." That's my name, don't wear it out!

The phone still seems to work despite the mess.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/fb0c289e-6383-4089-ab0b-404c95e4a871.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/1d03da20-37e3-4a2d-88f2-2288f54a1d9e.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/6659be05-1fdb-47f6-8fb9-8a58a462275e.jpg

You'll want to hear when the guy whose interviewing you for your new job calls...

So putting the phone down starts abuse?