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"If I have to listen to smooth jazz while on hold for 45 minutes, I'm at least going to do something fun on my laptop while I wait!"

"Ckip Rok." That's my name, don't wear it out!

Even more confusing when they're side-by-side in your desk arrangement.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/fb0c289e-6383-4089-ab0b-404c95e4a871.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/1d03da20-37e3-4a2d-88f2-2288f54a1d9e.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/17/6659be05-1fdb-47f6-8fb9-8a58a462275e.jpg

That or tape thumbtacks to your snooze button. Youch!

Text me if it's yours!

A little help for those who need it: The ad is for Nokia phones. But the little device the nondescript ecstatic woman is holding to her ear has an iPhone's USB port. When even your stock image people are using iPhones, you know your competitor's got the edge.

~OLJ

Put it on speakerphone if possible.

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