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He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.

~Office Lackey Jack

...I said hold me up while I make my calls.

The phone still seems to work despite the mess.

6:40 - "You're never getting up, are you?" 7:00 - Automatically send sick note e-mail to boss.

WARNING: Language in this video.

So putting the phone down starts abuse?