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A little help for those who need it: The ad is for Nokia phones. But the little device the nondescript ecstatic woman is holding to her ear has an iPhone's USB port. When even your stock image people are using iPhones, you know your competitor's got the edge.

~OLJ

That or tape thumbtacks to your snooze button. Youch!

So putting the phone down starts abuse?

"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"

The others all look legit.