phone

"If I have to listen to smooth jazz while on hold for 45 minutes, I'm at least going to do something fun on my laptop while I wait!"

"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"

Put it on speakerphone if possible.

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That or tape thumbtacks to your snooze button. Youch!

He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.

~Office Lackey Jack

A little help for those who need it: The ad is for Nokia phones. But the little device the nondescript ecstatic woman is holding to her ear has an iPhone's USB port. When even your stock image people are using iPhones, you know your competitor's got the edge.

~OLJ

Even more confusing when they're side-by-side in your desk arrangement.

The others all look legit.