money

By 'this', I mean the lady giving you the huge wad of bills.

Now this is a way to leave a tip.

Ha, I wonder how many people signed up for an eye exam, then ran away when it was done shouting "I know my eye prescription now and it was freeeeeeee..." Good luck getting contacts or glasses anywhere without an optometrist's certified prescription, though.

~OLJ

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

The only thing heavier than that block is the metaphor.

~Office Lackey Jack

Talk about not being able to back out now, bossman.