Ha, I wonder how many people signed up for an eye exam, then ran away when it was done shouting "I know my eye prescription now and it was freeeeeeee..." Good luck getting contacts or glasses anywhere without an optometrist's certified prescription, though.
~OLJ
The only thing heavier than that block is the metaphor.
~Office Lackey Jack
Looks like someone in the Orlando Solar Bears promotions department is either really happy they had insurance on that promo or they're packing up their desk already.
So that's what management did with last quarter's earnings.
Man, I feel so sorry for those "lower-class" people that have to work for fun. It's a rough world out there in this down economy.
