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Warning: Do not watch if you haven't eaten lunch yet, because you may lose your appetite. Also do not watch after eating lunch, because you may vomit yourself. You know what? Just don't watch it. At all.

So, uhh... why report the part about the cardigan again?

In other news, metro Vancouver has gone silent after reports of giant arachnid attack.

The broadcast itself wasn't live, but some editor out there did a terrible job of putting together the final broadcast clip.

Language warning, obviously.