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The broadcast itself wasn't live, but some editor out there did a terrible job of putting together the final broadcast clip.

Language warning, obviously.

Can you recognize all of them?

Warning: Do not watch if you haven't eaten lunch yet, because you may lose your appetite. Also do not watch after eating lunch, because you may vomit yourself. You know what? Just don't watch it. At all.

What was the name of the show again? I didn't catch it the first five times you said it...

Hey, hey, hey you! Hey! Look at our sign! Hey! Look! Hey!

So, uhh... why report the part about the cardigan again?