keyboard

"Every day, five minutes before the end of work hours, the workers all just do this. It's like all their cares just disappear simultaneously!"

My computer's crashed for the last time.

Plant garden cress in it, of course!

Get it together, Acer.

... don't screw up, don't src... NOOOOOOOO!!!11111

People actually pay for stuff like this?

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But will they make food troughs modeled after the Shift, Caps Lock, Enter, and Backspace keys? I'd eat out of that like a pig. Snout-first, no hands.

For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:

Itza beautiful!

A little snark never hurt anyone either.

"Tervetuloa takaisin toihin" translates to "Welcome back to work" in Finnish. Get it?