keyboard

... don't screw up, don't src... NOOOOOOOO!!!11111

NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHERE CAN I GET ONE IT SEEMS PRETTY HANDY.

-WATER COOLER KABOOM CHRIS

My co-worker went on vacation for a week, and a few of us in the office decided to welcome her back in style. Gifts or GTFO.

Plant garden cress in it, of course!

This is true for anyone who (a) has never learned to type, or (b) is eating a sandwich while using the computer.

~OLJ

For a fee, Chi Ha Paura will replace the boring ol' plastic "4" key on your keyboard (it's the one with the dollar sign, get it?) with a gold-plated silver key. It's pretty much the office equivalent of this:

That'll show 'em.

My computer's crashed for the last time.