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Vain, whose real name is Paige A. Jennings, had been an intern at Lazard Asset Management for about seven months. Her twitter, @TheVeronicaVain, is full of gems, but this sums it up best:

I left finance because if I'm going to take it up the ass for a decade, I'd prefer to get in to a hall of fame for it.

Of course, if I know this show, he probably did. Or at least Danny Devito did. He's shorter and it would be easier to launch him into Jobland.

~OLJ

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Qualifications

I constantly hunger for a challenge. I have a very cann-do attitude. I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.

It's hard to tell if "complete idiot" refers to the intelligence level required for the book or the intelligence level required for the job.

Political humor!

~OLJ