interview

"Fascinating."

Qualifications

I constantly hunger for a challenge. I have a very cann-do attitude. I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.

We hate to admit it, but this is too good to be true.  This is a spectacular work of editing by a comedian inserting himself into a 2011 news report as an employee of "the house that beef built".  

It's even been confirmed by the news station that did the story. 


via @wxyzdetroit

Remember: no matter how much work you do, your boss will get credit for it.

~OLJ

Now THIS should be done everywhere. For many interviews you need a clean suit, for clean suits you need money, for money you need a job, for a good job you need an interview. Vicious cycle, unless you save up while working in food service or something.

~Office Lackey Jack

The search for the real inventor of Bitcoin is over. According to the video description, the man in the video is the real deal:

Australian entrepreneur Craig Wright has publicly identified himself as Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto. His admission ends years of speculation about who came up with the original ideas underlying the digital cash system. Mr Wright has provided technical proof to back up his claim using coins known to be owned by Bitcoin's creator. Prominent members of the Bitcoin community and its core development team have also confirmed Mr Wright's claim.

Wright seems completely uninterested in fame or recognition. He gruffly insists that he wants to stay out of the spotlight, so why would he do an interview at all? His reasoning, in what he says will be his one and only interview, is to put an end to the controversy surrounding the identity of Bitcoin's inventor for the sake of his family and staff. 

"I was a little skeptical of trying to introduce a chained consumer price index which might drive up the eligibility age for Medicare. I'm sorry, Dave, this issue just really gets me boiling mad."

"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."