interview

Oh geez you guys, new episodes this Thursday! I swear NBC didn't pay me to say that!

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Remember: no matter how much work you do, your boss will get credit for it.

~OLJ

Now THIS should be done everywhere. For many interviews you need a clean suit, for clean suits you need money, for money you need a job, for a good job you need an interview. Vicious cycle, unless you save up while working in food service or something.

~Office Lackey Jack

"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"

"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."

"I was a little skeptical of trying to introduce a chained consumer price index which might drive up the eligibility age for Medicare. I'm sorry, Dave, this issue just really gets me boiling mad."