interview

"I was a little skeptical of trying to introduce a chained consumer price index which might drive up the eligibility age for Medicare. I'm sorry, Dave, this issue just really gets me boiling mad."

One nagging question: did he bring that bottle to the interview to drink from, or to piss into? Iced tea and urine are so hard to tell apart.

~OLJ

Ugh okay so the joke is a slightly lazy and seems a little spiteful. Statistic after statistic shows that attractive people don't get preferential treatment in the workplace. The humor is probably intended for people who are desperate for cheap scapegoats as to why they don't get called back after interviews. BUT we can all agree that men act like obsequious emotional cripples in front of big-bewbed women, amirite?

Qualifications

I constantly hunger for a challenge. I have a very cann-do attitude. I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.

The search for the real inventor of Bitcoin is over. According to the video description, the man in the video is the real deal:

Australian entrepreneur Craig Wright has publicly identified himself as Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto. His admission ends years of speculation about who came up with the original ideas underlying the digital cash system. Mr Wright has provided technical proof to back up his claim using coins known to be owned by Bitcoin's creator. Prominent members of the Bitcoin community and its core development team have also confirmed Mr Wright's claim.

Wright seems completely uninterested in fame or recognition. He gruffly insists that he wants to stay out of the spotlight, so why would he do an interview at all? His reasoning, in what he says will be his one and only interview, is to put an end to the controversy surrounding the identity of Bitcoin's inventor for the sake of his family and staff. 

Remember: no matter how much work you do, your boss will get credit for it.

~OLJ

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Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.

Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.

"Fascinating."