"Then how did you get hired in the first place, sir?"
"Hmmm, candidate uses logic and is openly defiant of superiors. You're just shooting yourself in the foot now buddy... candidate also only has one functional foot..."
interview
Remember: no matter how much work you do, your boss will get credit for it.
~OLJ
Via BBC News
The search for the real inventor of Bitcoin is over. According to the video description, the man in the video is the real deal:
Australian entrepreneur Craig Wright has publicly identified himself as Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto. His admission ends years of speculation about who came up with the original ideas underlying the digital cash system. Mr Wright has provided technical proof to back up his claim using coins known to be owned by Bitcoin's creator. Prominent members of the Bitcoin community and its core development team have also confirmed Mr Wright's claim.
Wright seems completely uninterested in fame or recognition. He gruffly insists that he wants to stay out of the spotlight, so why would he do an interview at all? His reasoning, in what he says will be his one and only interview, is to put an end to the controversy surrounding the identity of Bitcoin's inventor for the sake of his family and staff.
We hate to admit it, but this is too good to be true. This is a spectacular work of editing by a comedian inserting himself into a 2011 news report as an employee of "the house that beef built".
It's even been confirmed by the news station that did the story. 
via @wxyzdetroit
Via Zero Mayhem
Qualifications
I constantly hunger for a challenge. I have a very cann-do attitude. I am a team player, and have experience spearheading team projects.
By Unknown
Oh geez you guys, new episodes this Thursday! I swear NBC didn't pay me to say that!
~OLJ
By Unknown
Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.
Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.
