interview

Oh geez you guys, new episodes this Thursday! I swear NBC didn't pay me to say that!

Ugh okay so the joke is a slightly lazy and seems a little spiteful. Statistic after statistic shows that attractive people don't get preferential treatment in the workplace. The humor is probably intended for people who are desperate for cheap scapegoats as to why they don't get called back after interviews. BUT we can all agree that men act like obsequious emotional cripples in front of big-bewbed women, amirite?

"Fascinating."

His apparently-laden interview went viral; apparently, he knows the word because he "went to school and has a large brain."

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Here at Party Supply Inc., we sometimes like to party soft. Unfortunately, that's outside the scope of your qualifications.

Also, we have a number of other applicants who we're considering.

Now THIS should be done everywhere. For many interviews you need a clean suit, for clean suits you need money, for money you need a job, for a good job you need an interview. Vicious cycle, unless you save up while working in food service or something.

~Office Lackey Jack