fire

...and yet after all that, we still make it to work on time anyway:

Did ABC 2 News ever return? Did the fire get put out? Tune in next time to find out!

Time to go home.

Or post it to Reddit. "Hey guys, my burning office... for karma!" "Hey guys, my burning arm... for karma!" "Hey guys, my immolated body... upvotes?"

From the Reddit submitter:

I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster... My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I'm Brendan).

"Sir, you do realize your car is on fire, right?"

"Oh yeah, and I'll also have an extra large Mind-Your-Own-Business!"