fire

...and yet after all that, we still make it to work on time anyway:

"Sir, you do realize your car is on fire, right?"

"Oh yeah, and I'll also have an extra large Mind-Your-Own-Business!"

How did it happen? Plugging the extension cord into itself created UNLIMITED ENERGY on an infinite loop. The cord sleeving couldn't contain the raw power. #trollscience

~OLJ

But if I don't tweet about it, how will anyone know I was there?!

Did ABC 2 News ever return? Did the fire get put out? Tune in next time to find out!

Because you just got burned by the irony.