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Did ABC 2 News ever return? Did the fire get put out? Tune in next time to find out!

From the Reddit submitter:

I set up continental breakfast in a hotel where guests constantly set croissants on fire in the toaster... My boss put this up in our kitchen after I suggested we have a class on how to use a toaster (I'm Brendan).

But if I don't tweet about it, how will anyone know I was there?!

"Sir, you do realize your car is on fire, right?"

"Oh yeah, and I'll also have an extra large Mind-Your-Own-Business!"

Time to go home.