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By now, many of us know about Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries. We also know how he recently revealed to the world that he's a superficial, elitist douchewad:
"Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny. But then you become totally vanilla. You don't alienate anybody, but you don't excite anybody, either."
Basically, Mike Jeffries thinks only hot, young, ripped, modelesque people should wear A&F clothes. Bad move, Mikey.
In light of Jeffries' exclusionary-and-proud views, Youtubers Greg Karber, James DeLorean and Daniel Lisi decided to take to the streets and give A&F a little brand readjustment... by giving out A&F clothes to the homeless.
That's right, welcome to hobo chic, Mike Jeffries! Enjoy being an awful human being!
In May of 2012, Tumblr user LeonsBuddyDave made a fake Twitter account with the name "United Airlanes" (as opposed to United AirLINES). He posted a few gag tweets and then left the account alone. Recently, he decided to check up on the account just for kicks and saw that quite a few people had tweeted at the parody account believing it was the real thing.
Wes Metcalfe posted a complaint on the wall of the Facebook page of British supermarket Tesco about finding a dead worm in a cucumber.
The complaint spiraled out of control and included Oasis covers, a funeral, and some of the best damn customer service in the history of the planet.
If Rob from Customer Care doesn't get a promotion/raise/bonus out of this, I will have officially lost all faith in humanity.
RIP William
Via Mike Waite
Fed up with customers and colleagues giving him grief over his "dead end" job, Mike Waite went on Facebook to drop a public announcement that has caught the attention of the entire internet. Mike, who works over 50 hours a week, is sick and tired of people claiming he has no aspirations.
Well, the 20-year-old has been heard and hopefully his touching Facebook rant will change the way you look at the person behind the counter next time you order a McFlurry.
