By nowaymang
Actual email to actual employees.
By Unknown
Thank you, Mark Zuckerberg CEO Facebook, Inc. Sent from my Nigeria office
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By Unknown
"I don't like what this person said, so I'll write all over it and prove my superiority on the internet!"
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By mactruck
"Team, There is an issue in the Men's restroom located next to the [censored] account. Someone is marking the restroom wall, in the first closet stall, with feces in the shape of a swastika. This is the fourth time in the last year this act has been done. This is not only disgusting but it is a safety health issue. If caught you will be terminated as this is not a joke or funny in any way. If you know anything about this please let me know so we can address this issue ASAP."
By Unknown
Al thes dumases tryna snd me msgs or w/e. LERN2EMAIL!!!
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By Unknown
"However, if you take out a life insurance policy with us, you'll be good to go!"
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It's amazing how quickly stupid tasks become irrelevant the moment it starts costing the company money. The powers that be came down and told this part-timer that they'd have to check their email daily, so naturally, for this employee, it seemed like that should count on company time. For another one, here's a micromanager who demanded too many updates, so an employee fought back with even more updates.
