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"I believe it was so hot that it allowed me to temporarily gain the gift of human speech, seeing as I'm a frogman and all tha-ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit."

What's a .jpeg again?

I can tell by the keystrokes...

Finally, a useful suggestion from a user.

"However, if you take out a life insurance policy with us, you'll be good to go!"

Thank you, Mark Zuckerberg CEO Facebook, Inc. Sent from my Nigeria office

I say we man an attack on Krispy Kreme if it isn't!