drive thru

"Yo Steve, check this one out: 'Moose Drool,' a top quality amber ale.""Ugh, why would they name it that?"

We'll triass hard as we can to reach you, though!

OKAY I KNOW TYRANNOSAURUS REXES EXISTED DURING THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD AND NOT THE TRIASSIC BUT WORDPLAYING "CRETACEOUS" IS KINDA HARD KPLZTHX.

I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.

Oh yeah, and lots of barbecue sauce.

Ach, I've schpillt mein barbecue saus!

Real talk, though: if their food wasn't free, McDonalds did it wrong.

"Sir, you do realize your car is on fire, right?"

"Oh yeah, and I'll also have an extra large Mind-Your-Own-Business!"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson