By Unknown
"Sir, you do realize your car is on fire, right?"
"Oh yeah, and I'll also have an extra large Mind-Your-Own-Business!"
drive thru
By Unknown
Oh yeah, and lots of barbecue sauce.
Via Playful
In October, Josh James of Jupiter, FL threw a three and a half foot alligator into the drive through window of a local Wendy's restaurant. The authorities finally caught up with him and he has been arrested because apparently you're not allowed to go around town slinging large, dangerous reptiles at people.
Why would someone throw a three and a half foot alligator into a fast food restaurant? His mother told WPTV, "He's a prankster. He does stuff like this because he thinks it's funny".
By Unknown
Real talk, though: if their food wasn't free, McDonalds did it wrong.
By Unknown
"Yo Steve, check this one out: 'Moose Drool,' a top quality amber ale.""Ugh, why would they name it that?"
By Unknown
We'll triass hard as we can to reach you, though!
OKAY I KNOW TYRANNOSAURUS REXES EXISTED DURING THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD AND NOT THE TRIASSIC BUT WORDPLAYING "CRETACEOUS" IS KINDA HARD KPLZTHX.
By Unknown
Because Grade Z beef has never sounded this good!
