Welp, I guess we'd better change that big brown banner at the top to a color that's a little less infringement-y.
Yes, I just made "infringement" an adjective. Deal with it.
"Recent delivery to the grocery store where I work. Got to love our shipping department."
I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.
Hell, you fit everything, don't you?
We didn't say anything about it being a high priority, though...
Because he had a delivery down the street and had to switch lanes.