delivery

Let it not be said that I don't take care of my customers, even though my drawing leaves much to be desired.

Because he had a delivery down the street and had to switch lanes.

The penis jokes sure are rearing their heads today.

~OLJ

An intrepid Louisville, Kentucky delivery driver delivered his pizzas in spite of the fact that he was carjacked and stabbed in the back.  Coincidentally, and luckily for him, his destination was the emergency room of a local hospital. He managed to bring the pizzas into the building to make the delivery before collapsing from his wound. According to local news station WKLY, he is in stable condition and recovering well. 

But they crashed, like, 20 seconds after takeoff.

Great! Just great! Not only could I not get through the underwater levels, I couldn't beat any of the Tick Tock Clock levels in Super Mario 64! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, DOMINO'S?

Will substitute cash for tummy scratches.