delivery

"Recent delivery to the grocery store where I work. Got to love our shipping department."

We didn't say anything about it being a high priority, though...

I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.

~OLJ

If Michael Bay ever did an updated, modernized version of Waiting for Godot, "Godot" would definitely be an express delivery van. That could transform into a giant cockroach. And explode on command.

~Office Lackey Jack