delivery

Apparently the big bold letters weren't big and bold enough.

Now I see where the term "going postal" came from...

I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.

~OLJ

Because he had a delivery down the street and had to switch lanes.

"Recent delivery to the grocery store where I work. Got to love our shipping department."

Hell, you fit everything, don't you?