boss

Sometimes I just throw a blanket over my head and the monitor just so I have real ultimate privacy.

~OLJ

This has existed for a while, but I don't think it's been on here yet. If it hasn't, it's well deserving. If not, you can tell me how much of a reposting douchebag I am in the comments.

Work and Facebook don't mix well.

Much like in this comic, our friend Office Lackey Jack was recently promoted - and now delegates all of his work to me. Hopefully I'll be able to fill his shoes, even though I'm grossly under-qualified and made up half of the stuff on my resume for this job.

In other words, everything is as you'd expect here at Monday Through Friday!

Your new lackey,

Water Cooler Chris

(But no, seriously, I can totally program in C++ and have several years of experience in team management and group communication. Honest!)

I'd do it myself, but the country club calls! You know how it is.

What's the deal? I see no medal around this person's neck yet. Chop chop!

There's a recession on, I'd be surprised if this were the first man to do this.