boss

This has existed for a while, but I don't think it's been on here yet. If it hasn't, it's well deserving. If not, you can tell me how much of a reposting douchebag I am in the comments.

I can tell by the keystrokes...

Dude. Whoa.

You're going in my blog later on, Mister! With a extra-shot of passive-aggressiveness too! BE AFRAID!

I'm not sure if that's "translating" so much as "repressing."

"... on breakroom pinball. 560,000 is the best score you can do?"

I'd do it myself, but the country club calls! You know how it is.

"Doesn't matter, at desk!"

He sooper smrt!

"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."

"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"