boss

In all seriousness though, why do you make it so easy for them?

You're going in my blog later on, Mister! With a extra-shot of passive-aggressiveness too! BE AFRAID!

"Doesn't matter, at desk!"

So in exchange for five dollars, I get to sleep in and come to work whenever I want? Done!

...it's actually a tacky policy, but when you're able to quantify the cost of coming to work late, it usually makes the thought of being late more appealing. Especially early in the morning.

What's the deal? I see no medal around this person's neck yet. Chop chop!

"... on breakroom pinball. 560,000 is the best score you can do?"