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So in exchange for five dollars, I get to sleep in and come to work whenever I want? Done!
...it's actually a tacky policy, but when you're able to quantify the cost of coming to work late, it usually makes the thought of being late more appealing. Especially early in the morning.
Are you sick and tired of working for The Man? You know, our corporate overlords? If so, then it's time for you to browse through these memes and quietly berate your boss while you pretend to work. Just don't let them see you, because then you might get fired and how are you gonna pay the bills then? A life of crime is definitely an option, but I would go with obsessively buying lottery tickets while waiting for a change of fortune. But try to forget your sordid lot in life by checking out some of these awesome work memes all about the struggle you are in, right now. So take a gander, they won't bite, at least not literally.
Office jobs are tough, man. Sitting all day can be really hard on your body, and not to mention, sometimes your boss doesn't even have enough work for you to do for the full eight hours! We totally get you, so we made a list of memes that express the frustrations of that excruciating office grind. Nothing can prevent you from feeling the daily monotony of the work day. It is like the rising and setting of the sun, it happens whether you wish it to, or not. OR even fight against it in some Don Quixote-esque battle against natural forces far superior to your miserable existence. But enough of this reality smack. Keep yourself entertained and pushing through the week with these fantastic work memes all about the ins and outs, highs and lows of the work week. You won't be disappointed.
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This has existed for a while, but I don't think it's been on here yet. If it hasn't, it's well deserving. If not, you can tell me how much of a reposting douchebag I am in the comments.
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There's a recession on, I'd be surprised if this were the first man to do this.
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For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
~OLJ
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Much like in this comic, our friend Office Lackey Jack was recently promoted - and now delegates all of his work to me. Hopefully I'll be able to fill his shoes, even though I'm grossly under-qualified and made up half of the stuff on my resume for this job.
In other words, everything is as you'd expect here at Monday Through Friday!
Your new lackey,
Water Cooler Chris
(But no, seriously, I can totally program in C++ and have several years of experience in team management and group communication. Honest!)
