Walmart

I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!

It just can't! The guy who put up the signs couldn't possibly look at them and go "no way these two signs put together can't form an entirely different meaning" ... Right?

Edit: We've had some good ones so far!

alw2671: A bottle of VIP Gin, a huge cucumber, and a tube of Preparation H.
Beth: Pregnancy test, coat hangers, drano.
Obvious Guy: Sponge-bob DVD, Cattle Prod and chocolate.
SirRealOne74: Toothpaste, toothbrush, floss. Because that'd be a first for a WalMart customer.

10/10, lol'd hard.

If you look closely at the Walmart happy face, you can see a twinge of passive-aggressive hatred in its smile.

Wat.

They'd be Chevrolet... whoa...

Then explain the Sanctification Air Force to me!