Walmart

Eat your heart out, Walmart!

Even during these hard financial times they are there for you.

"Here is your daily ration of mac 'n' cheese, citizen. Move along."

Edit: We've had some good ones so far!

alw2671: A bottle of VIP Gin, a huge cucumber, and a tube of Preparation H.
Beth: Pregnancy test, coat hangers, drano.
Obvious Guy: Sponge-bob DVD, Cattle Prod and chocolate.
SirRealOne74: Toothpaste, toothbrush, floss. Because that'd be a first for a WalMart customer.

10/10, lol'd hard.

It just can't! The guy who put up the signs couldn't possibly look at them and go "no way these two signs put together can't form an entirely different meaning" ... Right?

I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!

Time to roll the new guy back into the unemployment line.

Then explain the Sanctification Air Force to me!