Walmart

I hope a bag of chips falls off the shelf and YOU have to pick it up! That'll show you!

Ever just feel like a puppet being controlled by The Man?

Walmart needs a souvenir shop? I thought those were usually reserved for places that are unique or special. Silly me!

Millions of little nutellas died to make that Nutella, and you're going to use it on a guy from One Direction? Consider me offended.

I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!

It just can't! The guy who put up the signs couldn't possibly look at them and go "no way these two signs put together can't form an entirely different meaning" ... Right?

This isn't okay. I'm srs.