Walmart

Wat.

Walmart needs a souvenir shop? I thought those were usually reserved for places that are unique or special. Silly me!

It just can't! The guy who put up the signs couldn't possibly look at them and go "no way these two signs put together can't form an entirely different meaning" ... Right?

"Here is your daily ration of mac 'n' cheese, citizen. Move along."

I HEARD THERE'D BE DEALS!

I hope a bag of chips falls off the shelf and YOU have to pick it up! That'll show you!

They'd be Chevrolet... whoa...