Walmart

Eat your heart out, Walmart!

Time to roll the new guy back into the unemployment line.

Millions of little nutellas died to make that Nutella, and you're going to use it on a guy from One Direction? Consider me offended.

Is the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on, or is it just me?

Even during these hard financial times they are there for you.

Do you want to talk about it?

It just can't! The guy who put up the signs couldn't possibly look at them and go "no way these two signs put together can't form an entirely different meaning" ... Right?

Walmart needs a souvenir shop? I thought those were usually reserved for places that are unique or special. Silly me!

"Here is your daily ration of mac 'n' cheese, citizen. Move along."