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In this latest edition of "accidental penis jokes," an ABC12 news reporter unknowingly draws a penis on the touchscreen display while discussing traffic detours around a construction site in Detroit, Michigan.

You have my permission to visit College Humor. It will be extremely humorous...

Let this be a lesson to you, Ian.

This is an actual ad for a tattoo parlor in Tuscon, AZ, where apparently vast quantities of hallucinogenic drugs are ingested when making commercials. --New Guy Nick