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Spoiler: It doesn't end well. Also, language warning (obviously).

Although, when you think about it, don't we make ALL music with our muscles? #ownedbysciencelol

Game, set, and match, douchenozzle. Enjoy having your license revoked!

Cameron Lilly asks: "Can the police also give out tickets for being a pretty awful person?"

I wish, Cameron. I wish.

Oh Lieutenant Daniels, you're so damn terrifying.

Here we have a guy who, for one reason or another, frickin' loves trains. In the video, he sees a particular model of train that he's been trying to find for a while, and practically flips out with pure, unabated ecstasy.

At first, I laughed at how pathetic it seemed that a guy could be this into trains. Then, I thought to myself:

"Who are you to make fun of him? He's happy, and he's not hurting anyone. What's your problem, me? You suck! You're a terrible filthy hobo of cynicism, and this guy's riding the Saratoga Express off to Cloud Nine."

Thankfully, this age old question has finally been answered.

Warning: language.

No one knows why this United Airlines flight attendant decided to just deploy the emergency slide and leave but she did and now she's suspended. Apparently most of the passengers on the plane didn't even notice, so her exit was a stealthy one.