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If by "like coffee" you mean "have a crippling addiction to caffeine and couldn't care less what it tastes like," then yes, I like coffee. I like coffee a lot.

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

Land of the free and home of the unpaid vacation.

The draft of this post-modern magical-realist coming of age story says I'm a Copywriter, but the Jameson and Charleston Chew says Art Director. I might have to reevaluate my job responsibilities.

-Water Cooler Chris

Take your wife and kids with you to work.