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The draft of this post-modern magical-realist coming of age story says I'm a Copywriter, but the Jameson and Charleston Chew says Art Director. I might have to reevaluate my job responsibilities.
-Water Cooler Chris
Notice how the line never quite reaches "cool as a cucumber."
Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.
Combining with a pencil to make an awesome helicopter blade.