Chart

Notice how the line never quite reaches "cool as a cucumber."

The fine tech bloggers over at Resume Bear made this interesting chart that graphs the benefits, utilities, retirement options, and facilities at several major internet employers in Silicon Valley. The information is pretty striking, but most of all I just have to wonder: How does anybody get any work done at these places with all the free activities they have access to?

Click through to see the entire chart. While you're doing that, I'm going to attempt to write off my next mani-pedi as a company expense.

Which Owl are you?

YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

I'm not the least bit ashamed!

If by "like coffee" you mean "have a crippling addiction to caffeine and couldn't care less what it tastes like," then yes, I like coffee. I like coffee a lot.

Combining with a pencil to make an awesome helicopter blade.