Chart

The fine tech bloggers over at Resume Bear made this interesting chart that graphs the benefits, utilities, retirement options, and facilities at several major internet employers in Silicon Valley. The information is pretty striking, but most of all I just have to wonder: How does anybody get any work done at these places with all the free activities they have access to?

Click through to see the entire chart. While you're doing that, I'm going to attempt to write off my next mani-pedi as a company expense.

Of course, on days where anything important needs to happen, this distribution changes to just "pen not working" over the whole page.

See, this is why I do all of my work on a typewriter and force the interns to transcribe it for me. Forget all of these fanboy wars, my Remington will do the trick.

-Water Cooler Chris

The draft of this post-modern magical-realist coming of age story says I'm a Copywriter, but the Jameson and Charleston Chew says Art Director. I might have to reevaluate my job responsibilities.

-Water Cooler Chris

I'm not the least bit ashamed!

The hierarchy in the classroom is a little smaller than that of the workplace, but eerily similar.

~OLJ