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Nah, I think we need a few more explosions on top of this one, just to make sure it's a real WIN.

Skip ahead to the 3:00 mark and revel in the power!

Sometimes, when a man loves two hobbies very, very much he combines the two of them into a delightfully weird spectacle.

If you had a hankering for totally gratuitous custom gun modification today, then LOOK NO FURTHER! Remember, guns don't kill people. Guns kill zombies.

The game features both out of context quotes directly from the Bible as well as punched-up entendres based on real scripture (IE: "A fiery bush" or "A rainbow promising that God can genocide you through other means"). The creators didn't intend the game to be a satire or a wink-nudge parody of faith, but rather just a funny, bizarro take on well-known scripture - and the most awkward family gathering conversation starter.

Note: "National Jerky Day" is totally not something Jack Link's made up a few years ago HEY CHECK OUT HOW MUCH MEAT IS THERE, AMERICA!

For your viewing pleasure: Five minutes of a dude seriously not caring that he is surrounded by cobras.