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Donna Roberts and Mark Ellis are happily married with two kids, aged eight and nine, after the two met when Mark texted a phone number he read on the wall of a bathroom stall while he was taking a dump at his local pub.

The note, which read "If you want a good shag call Donna on ***", was written by one of Donna Roberts' ex's.

Mark said that he opened with a "Hi. What are you up to?" because he was curious if she was actually a real human being. 

The two have yet to tell their kids how they officially met. "I usually say that he texted me by mistake," Donna added.


Sill a better love story than Twilight. 

Australian make-up artist, Takara Allen, has put one of her Tinder matches on BLAST this week for a text of a dude asking her to bleach her skin.

The 22-year-old said she was devastated by somebody telling her she should be whiter, especially a jerk who she had already been on one date with.

"I was so in shock that someone would ever send that to me that I actually started crying out of frustration. I've never had anyone suggest that I bleach my skin before."
 

... or make it worse.