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Joey Royle knows how to make the best out of an otherwise infuriating situation. Can you imagine if some chick out there was giving out your number to an endless series of thirsty men, and you'd never actually met her---which he hasn't. See his antics in action below:
They don't call it the 'ice cream' of the future for nothing. What we can see in this conversation here, is the beginnings of a long and fruitful friendship between likeminded bros that have an appetite for spontaneity and yes, of course, the Dippin Dots. Nobody go telling DJ Trump's main ice-cream hating henchman, Sean Spicer about all this though...because Dots Bro is the REAL MVP.
This is like the unexpected, yet entirely appreciated sequel to that other time a woman used her photoshop powers to troll her unsuspecting into thinking there was a damn coyote in the vicinity. Gotta give the guy in this particular scenario some solid bonus points for trying to keep things fresh and fun, but maybe he should tone it down a little bit for fear of pushing his very clearly stressed and busy wife to the point of no return...
Via nzherald
Donna Roberts and Mark Ellis are happily married with two kids, aged eight and nine, after the two met when Mark texted a phone number he read on the wall of a bathroom stall while he was taking a dump at his local pub.
The note, which read "If you want a good shag call Donna on ***", was written by one of Donna Roberts' ex's.
Mark said that he opened with a "Hi. What are you up to?" because he was curious if she was actually a real human being.
The two have yet to tell their kids how they officially met. "I usually say that he texted me by mistake," Donna added.
Sill a better love story than Twilight.
