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This election year's been nothing if not an insane circus of maddening comical absurdity, and largely thanks to The Donald. This right here though, might be the only Twitter account you'll ever have to follow (ever again...) to get your political fixins.


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The major tenants of his platform? Legalizing marijuna, getting dogs banned from restaurants, keeping people with giant feet from taking up space on the sidewalk, and raising the minimum wage. 

His only major concern seems to be the candidacy of Hillary Clinton ("women love her!"). 

"I am congress, I am president." - Waka Flocka Flame, 2015.

No Republican Candidates Earn Top Spot in KTVA's Presidential ...

Results from our online presidential poll are in! Facebook fans have spoken -- #DumpsterFire2016

Posted by KTVA 11's Daybreak on Wednesday, March 2, 2016
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KTVA in Alaska put together a poll on Facebook to find out who their viewers would vote for on Super Tuesday and were surprised to discover people didn't take it seriously. Will they never learn?

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The typical reaction to an extremist militant group regurgitating your words to attract potential recruits, would generally encompass flipping the fu*k out.

Trump can't be phased. The Republican primary candidate merely brushed off the use of his words against Muslims by an Al-Qaeda affiliate, known as Al-Shabaab, as casually as he would tend to that fluffy golden Photoshop-airbrushed, hair-cloud on a lazy Sunday.

He launched predictably fiery jab, by guessing that all 'extremists' are prone to employing the words of any Republican presidential front-runner.

To wrap it all up, Trump addressed Hilary Clinton's recent unfounded allegation that an additional extremist group, the Islamic State, was using Trump as a pillar of its propaganda. He says the appearance of this Al-Shabaab video doesn't do way with the fact Clinton was wrong.

"It wasn't ISIS and it wasn't made at the time, and she lied," he said on Fox & Friends on Sunday.

Trump also dished out a little hurt on 'Slick Willy' afterwards.

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Twitter Thinks Vice President Nominee, Tim Kaine, Might Be Everyone's Adorkable Dad

After his Democratic National Convention speech, Twitter blew up with Tim Kaine 'reminds me of your friend's Dad that is adorably dorky' suggestions.

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One student in Minnesota has a pretty good excuse for being absent from school today, or at least, he has a pretty sweet excuse note! Check the via link for the full details!