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Watch the pencil... Poof! It's gone. Luckily you can just erase anything you don't like and mark the jokes you do. That's the beauty of a pencil.
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Homeowner of a 5.25-acre property, tired of his neighbor Dan’s toddler tantrums over chicken coop and property line, moves the pen closer to the line, turning every rooster crow into Dan’s legal and loud daily wakeup call: ‘He was stomping on the ground’
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Retired grandfather teams up with old lady to get even with entitled neighbor for complaining about the wall on grandfather's property: 'The guy needed to pay thousands to repair all the water damage'
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18-year-old working her first job takes her loafing coworker up on his offer after he tells her to "do it herself", takes his job after doing his work for him: 'I’m doing it myself now. With a raise'
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Mom of 2-year-old and infant rallies neighborhood to take down unfair HOA: 'She spent... a full summer taking down the HOA'
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Entitled hotel customer books room for the wrong day, expects front desk employee to book a new room despite the hotel being sold out: ‘She is not budging. She just stands there’
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