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Retired grandfather teams up with old lady to get even with entitled neighbor for complaining about the wall on grandfather's property: 'The guy needed to pay thousands to repair all the water damage'
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Entitled hotel customer books room for the wrong day, expects front desk employee to book a new room despite the hotel being sold out: ‘She is not budging. She just stands there’
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Homeowner of a 5.25-acre property, tired of his neighbor Dan’s toddler tantrums over chicken coop and property line, moves the pen closer to the line, turning every rooster crow into Dan’s legal and loud daily wakeup call: ‘He was stomping on the ground’
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Mother pays her 17-year-old daughter $60 a week to rent her room for a home office, sparking conflict with her 15-year-old son, who is getting nothing: ‘[Their grandmother] told me I was favoring my daughter and should be paying them equally’
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University employee tells off toxic CFO after being denied $2,000 bonus: '2 can play that game!'
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