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Time to take the dog to the park. Or the kid, or maybe even just yourself. Time to smell some fresh air and dodge frisbees and footballs as you try to find a nice quiet spot. So find your happy place with these turfed-up puns and jokes just for you.
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Overworked wife reconsiders family vacation after husband invites in-laws without asking, hopes to preserve the fun and freedom of the original trip: 'I just want to have fun my own way'
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Employee resigns, boss tries to cheap out by offering $20 less per hour than what he's worth to keep him on as a contractor: 'Their offer was not acceptable'
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Man refuses to defend his brother’s bad business decisions at their dad’s formal hearing after years of cleaning up every overpromise he made: ‘I am not going in there to help him turn his choices into bad luck’
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Old lady sneakily gives away her neighbor's ‘retired barn cat’ and gets away with it, so family gets back at her by helping her husband in divorce court: ‘So he can be compensated…'
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Aunt greedily demands money for late father's property, didn't know it was sold to her older brother over 10 years prior, leaves with her tail tucked: 'She didn't do her homework properly.'
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