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Time to take the dog to the park. Or the kid, or maybe even just yourself. Time to smell some fresh air and dodge frisbees and footballs as you try to find a nice quiet spot. So find your happy place with these turfed-up puns and jokes just for you.
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Manager demands that "employee log every moment" of their time, employee complies, spends so much time filling in their timesheet that their billable hours tank: 'After 3 weeks my overhead total was sitting at 18.75 hours for a 40-hour week'
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Neighbor’s fencing contractor destroys Oregon homeowner's irrigation system and landscaping, they both deny responsibility, so he plans to sue them both: ‘The damage is around $4,500’
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Grandson refuses to spend his weekends maintaining his grandparents’ investment property in Las Vegas after being guilt-tripped into regular 5-hour repair trips: ‘This isn’t my house’
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Employee gets punished for being great at his job, so he decides to stop trying at all: 'Even though I performed my duties better than the others in my department, I was effectively punished for being so good.'
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A desperate out-of-work employee opens up about the dehumanization of the interview process till he actually got a job: 'Be human, trust in yourself, and good things will come.'
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