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The proud nation-snack-state of Nabisco does not recognize "Moreos" as an official product as of yet, but in due time perhaps They'll recognize the genius of this and give it a go.

The cruel overlord of food over at The Vulgar Chef calls it a "French Fry Burger Bomb" (because "the burger that f**ked your mom" didn't quite work). We just call it beautiful, delicious death.

That feeling you're experiencing is "Pre-Munchies."

The pizza is only available in Australia for now. If and when this thing ever hits the states, prepare for all of our health insurance premiums to rise.

It's got everything your favorite taco-inspired ice cream snack has, with one extra special ingredient...

While you’re waiting for your Burger King Whopper cologne to go on sale, why not snack on a tasty KitKat sandwich?

Japan is at it again, with fast food chain First Kitchen offering the sugary treat for a limited time.

And it only costs 220 yen ($1.80)! Which is a steal really, compared to the cost of your future medical and dental bills after gorging yourself on bacon-wrapped pizzas and jelly donut hot dogs.

The sandwich consists of a “KitKat for Cafe” candy bar placed in between two pieces of fluffy bread smothered in whip cream and sprinkled with orange peels for some extra kick.

You can check out some more detailed images of the latest food pr0n here.

This delightful monstrosity is available at The Carving Board in Los Angeles. Worth it? Worth it.