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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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![Tenant spends ten hours scrubbing an apartment spotless before moving out, landlord withholds $500 of her security deposit claiming sun-faded paint is "excessive wear and tear": '[He said] I should have rotated my furniture to prevent uneven fading.'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
Tenant spends ten hours scrubbing an apartment spotless before moving out, landlord withholds $500 of her security deposit claiming sun-faded paint is "excessive wear and tear": '[He said] I should have rotated my furniture to prevent uneven fading.'
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Mom charges her daughter $1,100 a month in rent and bills the moment she turns 18, tells her to donate plasma when she can't afford it: 'Why is it my responsibility?'
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40-year-old daughter refuses to sign her 65-year-old mother's POA when her mother refuses to provide the complete document and explain blank sections: 'She also hadn’t signed'
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Ironworker fired from $28 million dollar project after company demands he work with a Temu welding tool
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Project manager volunteers to demonstrate new software to his entire team, ends up getting everything wrong: '[I was] wrong about literally every single thing'
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