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When he was unable to lock in the friend request of his crush on Facebook, this desperate dude found her father and tried to network his way into a date. It didn't go well. Despite being told NO through Dad's endless supply of memes, this illiterate and very thirsty dude never gives up hope. He gets angry... Very angry... But never gives up hope. How romantic!

There is a war going on between LaCroix fans and it's tearing friends, families, and even offices (Cheezburger) apart.

The obvious leader in this sparking water civil war is the Pamplemousse Facebook page. Mostly because Team Coconut seems to be stealing its rival's memes and Photoshopping coconut all over them.

*Team Coconut's legion of Facebook followers is hurting, even though most would argue that Coconut LaCroix has the superior flavor.

Are you Team Coconut or Team Pamplemousse?

Dishonest reviews that try to stain the reputation of perfectly good establishments with hard working employees just trying to earn an honest living, are a poison to the world. Fortunately, owners will step in and address these dishonest reviews with all the cold hard logic and facts that they have at their disposal. This particular scenario involves a nightmare of a dinner party that made a mess of everything around them, and then had the inconceivable audacity to leave a bad review, after the pub did everything they could to accommodate the year's most senseless customers. 

Check out another case of a customer leaving a dishonest review, and then getting shut down.

A sexy looking Facebook scammer tried to seduce him but Reddit user sebastiankirk (real name Frank Flemming Jensen) was not having it. Instead, Frank decided to respond from the other side with lyrics from Adele's hit song "Hello". Sandra seemed completely oblivious up until the point where she LOST HER DAMN MIND and started making death threats. Yikes.... some scammers can't take a joke (h/t dailymail)