Donna Roberts and Mark Ellis are happily married with two kids, aged eight and nine, after the two met when Mark texted a phone number he read on the wall of a bathroom stall while he was taking a dump at his local pub.
The note, which read "If you want a good shag call Donna on ***", was written by one of Donna Roberts' ex's.
Mark said that he opened with a "Hi. What are you up to?" because he was curious if she was actually a real human being.
The two have yet to tell their kids how they officially met. "I usually say that he texted me by mistake," Donna added.
Sill a better love story than Twilight.