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Dating is a tricky place. Whether it's online, blind, or a witty pick up line at the bar, the ways to start that dance are nearly endless. Unfortunately, some people still don't manage to navigate its nuances, and end up a lesson what not to do.
He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.
"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."
Via Discovery
Love really is timeless.
Via Discovery:
Archeologists found the happy couple holding hands in an earthen grave during an excavation of a "lost" chapel in Leicestershire, England, researchers reported Thursday (Sept. 18).
"We have seen similar skeletons before from Leicester where a couple has been buried together in a single grave," Vicki Score, University of Leicester Archaeological Services (ULAS) project manager, said in a statement.
"My friend asked me to put together his dating profile for him. I hid sloth faces in all of the pictures." Setting up a dating profile is the most strenuous task there is when it comes to online dating. Once the profile is set up, it's all smooth sailing from there. So, this dude decided to hand over responsibility to his trustworthy friend. According to the comments, neither his friend or his potential dates have yet to notice the additions...
And on that day, we didn't make any snarky comments about "Kids These Days."
Kicking off a conversation is the hardest part about online dating. You've already swiped, but a conversation... Who has time for that? Well, ladies & gentleman, get out your notepad because this dude is giving a tutorial.
Tinder isn't always a place to gather terrible attempts of men and women to get their bones jumped. Sometimes people actually understand the game and can even succeed! This guy is just one example of one of those select individuals who have made Tinder and other dating apps their oysters. So keep your material fresh with these Tinder experts that will have you sealing the deal in no time.
Looking for some of the worst attempts at flirting Tinder has been kind enough to offer us? These inane pickup linesoff Tinder will show you how bad some of these can get.
