Dating is a tricky place. Whether it's online, blind, or a witty pick up line at the bar, the ways to start that dance are nearly endless. Unfortunately, some people still don't manage to navigate its nuances, and end up a lesson what not to do.
How does that saying go? "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?" Ya, well how about we change that women to exes and then it would make a lot more sense! As if it wasn't hard enough breaking up in the first place, sometimes you have to deal with your crazy ex! But, who knows.... maybe they really deserved it!
When you're voted "Sexiest Man Alive" deflecting the thirst from Twitter followers is part of an everyday ritual. Ryan Reynolds, who was the People Magazine's 2010 Sexiest Man Alive, has been getting heat for years.
The difference between Ryan Reynolds and all the other beautiful faces in the world is that Ryan Reynolds is hilarious.
Take a look at his best responses to some of his fan's most brutal sexual request.
In packages that range from "pretty nice of you" to extravagant, this company will send your (soon to be ex) lover a care package along with a video of you breaking up with them.
It's probably not the kind of gift most people are expecting for Valentines day but at least it's better than a text message.
Seriously tho, this girl's going to need some wine to wash down all that cheese. Honestly curious how this one ended up working out.
He recognized the spambot almost immediately, but didn't stop there. What follows next is some of the most emo poetry you will ever read. It's a shame the spambot only cares about getting naked because this dude would have totally become a tree for his new friend.
"We will grow a forest from our new bodies." "Help me rot into the earth."
This dude pivoted off of what showed all appearances of being a straight up dead end, to instead capture the fancy of a young lady with pure niceties. And people out there are saying that modern romance is dead? Please....it's alive and well, and this guy's here to keep it going!