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These Tinder-themed conversations making the rounds across the internet right now are vastly improved by the dudes that take it upon themselves to inject some solid puns into their dialogue for good measure. In this case we have a smalltime Pun Lord who clearly has a lot of potential with that last twist. He saw an unmistakably upset woman who was outright against objectification, and well, he pounced with the puns.
Via Pexels
Nobody wants to be a two-pump chump, so science has a new way of calculating how long sex lasts to make men feel better: Include foreplay.
Lovehoney, the sex toy retailer, decided to find out how long sex lasts for the average couple. After surveying 4,400 customers, they found that for a majority of heterosexual couples sex lasts and average for 19 minutes, if you include 10 minutes of foreplay. So the equation is: 10 minutes of foreplay + nine minutes of penetrative intercourse =
In fact, 52 percent of couples were happy with that number — even though men got greedy, with 23 percent of men said they wanted longer sessions. That's on you dudes because only 19 percent of women said that that wasn't enough.
However, I should say that you're doing a good job. According to Vice, people are lasting longer.
" A 2008 study, for example, found that sex considered "adequate" – objectively the worst adjective to describe sex ever – lasts anything from three to seven minutes, while seven to 13 minutes was considered a "desirable" duration.
"In 2016, Dr Brendan Zietsch from the University of Queensland surveyed 500 heterosexual couples having sex over a four-week period, asking them to manually time how long their intercourse lasted with a stopwatch. The results were pretty varied: 44 minutes was the longest, 33 seconds the shortest. But on average couples clocked in at 5.4 minutes. That's not including foreplay, but it's still considerably shorter than the duration enjoyed by respondents in the Lovehoney survey."
Good work, team!
Via ABC News
This video captures the first time that patient Andrea Diaz is able to hear properly after a cochlear implant at the University of Mississippi Medical Center. She is surprised by how well she can hear after the device is turned on. She is even more surprised when her boyfriend, Kevin Peakman, decided to propose.
Via Metro News
Zoe Jackson must have thought she really found someone special on the dating website Plenty of Fish. That's why when he broke up with her she got revenge by leaving a bunch of dead mackeral in her boyfriend of three months, Gerard Brogan's hot tub. He discovered it days later but caught the culprit by reviewing CCTV footage. 
He found Jackson (pictured above) on camera acting fishy with a large trashbag near his hot tub at night. She has been ordered to pay for the repair of the hot tub and we can only guess that Brogan will stay away from online dating for a while.
