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It's because of sh*t like this.

Everyone’s favorite comeback has become a reality. Your enemies can now literally eat a bag of dicks.

A new service called Dicks By Mail lets you anonymously ship a 5oz bag of gummy penises to family, friends or enemies.

Each bag costs just $15 plus shipping, and it includes a stock message for the recipient that says “Eat a bag of dicks.”

From the site:

Is it a threat? A gift? or just an unfriendly reminder that someone is a piece of sh*t; leave the recipient guessing for years to come.

Someone who recently received one of the packages in the mail posted a photo to Imgur, so you know what to expect.

The company says the prank is intended to be just for fun and not people with malicious intent.

This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.

A similar online revenge service called ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com was making headlines back in January, which let anyone send annoying packets of the stuff to people you hate.

I mean, as touching as a series of scathing fat jokes can be in this context.