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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.
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Residents refuse to allow neighbor to park under their front yard tree to enjoy the shade, demand neighbor park in his own driveway instead
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Manager demands to proofread every email that employee sends, and he maliciously complies, causing problematic delays for the company: ‘We suddenly got loads of follow up requests, responding to which of course needs approval from the manager’
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Boyfriend tries to tell a story but keeps being interrupted by his girlfriend and he cannot take it anymore: ‘I couldn’t get through the story cause she kept interrupting and talking over me, she did it five times.’
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Grumpy old neighbor ends up getting himself 10-days to remove his own fence after calling the city on some “overgrown weeds" next door: ‘[We] let them overgrow so he can look at it.’
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Angry parents refuse to let their older son take the furniture from his old house and try to force him to leave it to his younger sister: ‘They continued to call me names and say I was being petty’
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