awesome

I'm thinking the $4,500 value of this uniquely ridiculous creature is shooting a bit low. I mean come on people, it's a snake...covered in damm emojis! Well done, man.

"Thiis is my crib, come check it out bitches!" Homeless bro masterfully made the most out of a shit-coated, rock bottom kind of situation. If a guy living under a freeway can proceed to build a damn pimp pad, then shit, first world problems like having low phone battery while out on a Friday night, or the overpriced indie foods market not having your ritualistic almond croissant -- seem pretty damn, sickeningly petty. 

The only thing that could possibly make this miraculous high school prank any better would be to get Smash Mouth in on it somehow....maybe some Twitter banter? That too much to ask for?