wheels

Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!

Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.

When compressed air becomes a precious commodity, drivers take some desperate measures to save money.

~NSHA

"We need to start thinking in tandem here."

Heh, stupid baby can't even spell a popular acronym right. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.

Just print one out.

His honey-do list included cutting down that errant tree and fixing the trash can. ~Not-So-Handy Andy