wheels

Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.

Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"We need to start thinking in tandem here."

Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA

"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.

And they'd really want your rusted, Russian-made monstrosity to begin with.

~NSHA

Warning, do not drive more than 0 miles on duct taped tires. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy