wheels

Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA

Just print one out.

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that running shoes were meant to stop something from moving?

"We need to start thinking in tandem here."

Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.

Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Or perhaps art on the rim would be more accurate.

He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!

When compressed air becomes a precious commodity, drivers take some desperate measures to save money.

~NSHA