wheels

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.

"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

When compressed air becomes a precious commodity, drivers take some desperate measures to save money.

~NSHA

Warning, do not drive more than 0 miles on duct taped tires. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that running shoes were meant to stop something from moving?