wheels

Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!

Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Or perhaps art on the rim would be more accurate.

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Warning, do not drive more than 0 miles on duct taped tires. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Heh, stupid baby can't even spell a popular acronym right. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.