wheels

Because car thieves never carry any sort of tools with them. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.

Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA

"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

Warning, do not drive more than 0 miles on duct taped tires. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.

He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!

Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!

"We need to start thinking in tandem here."