wheels

Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA

"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

When compressed air becomes a precious commodity, drivers take some desperate measures to save money.

~NSHA

"We need to start thinking in tandem here."

Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!

He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!

Just print one out.

His honey-do list included cutting down that errant tree and fixing the trash can. ~Not-So-Handy Andy