wheels

Two bottle jacks, two scissor jacks, a Twilight book and 2x4" oughta do it! Left in a municipal lot, on a slope.

His honey-do list included cutting down that errant tree and fixing the trash can. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.

Or perhaps art on the rim would be more accurate.

Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!

He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA