wheels

Just print one out.

"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.

Or perhaps art on the rim would be more accurate.

Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA

Warning, do not drive more than 0 miles on duct taped tires. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Heh, stupid baby can't even spell a popular acronym right. ~Not-So-Handy Andy